Friday, February 20, 2009

WHAT LOVE IS

His strongest virtue is patience; hers is a sense of urgency.

He’s brilliant in math; she can’t multiply in her head if her life depended on it.

He wouldn’t mind the difference between a curtain rod and a piece of string held together by hooks; she will raise hell to match her curtains with her living room paint.

He’s laid back; she’s uptight as a sugarless cup of black coffee.

He devours ketchup; she thinks it’s the second worst invention to nuclear warheads.

He wears gray; she sashays in pink.

A bag of chips, a good TV set and a DVD collection would make his day; she craves the nightlife.

He loved Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon; she curses anything with flying Asians.

He’s a techie; she panics when her computer beeps.

He’s frugal; she’s not.

He’s non-catholic, she’s TECHNICALLY a catholic.

He hates brands; she’s terribly picky.

His is a simple man’s life; hers is that of a drama queen.

WHERE THEY MEET HALFWAY, THAT’S NOTHING ELSE BUT LOVE.

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